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Be.Multifandom flavored scrambled eggs.

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

it was a flood that wrecked this home. 

Listen to me. I want a cheeseburger. I want bacon on it. I know I’m not supposed to. I want a lot of cheese. I want Thousand Islands. I might even put some Mulberry Street Pizza pizza oil.

ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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I put eyebrow pencil on my lips fuck

me   myself   my face   selfie   girl   makeup   fall   freckled   

“I will not be your “sometimes”.”

Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

“The floor is lava!”

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

fuck   

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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niggapus:

i don’t participate at all in school

i just sit there and look hot

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